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My name is Dylan and I have the best girlfriend in the whole wide world.

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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iamianbrooks:
“theonion:
“Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide
”
Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
”

iamianbrooks:

theonion:

Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide 

Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

queerwalker:

reblog this with your hogwarts house in the tags

niobiumao3:

Okay but like, Matt and Foggy as Bucky’s lawyers for the inevitable MCU Civil War-related legal throwdown.

prismatic-bell:

gengarites:

JOHN JOLIE-PITT IS NOT A GIRL

STOP SAYING HE IS

STOP CALLING HIM BY HIS BIRTH NAME

END THE TRANSPHOBIA IN THE MEDIA

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

For those who may genuinely not know—since the media likes to make sure you don’t—John is the chosen name of the Jolie-Pitt child the media refers to as Shiloh. Angelina first noticed signs of transness in John when he was about three and angrily refused to wear pink or dresses, insisting they were “for girls” in language that separated himself from “girls” as a group. Angelina and Brad chose to do the appropriate thing and ask John what kind of clothes he would like to wear and what he would like to be called. He chose his own name, and chooses his own clothes and haircut.

As a result of this Brad and Angelina have faced severe media backlash, including accusations that they are not fit parents and media support of Brad’s mother, who forcibly dresses John in girls’ clothes when he visits her. The Jolie-Pitts are doing everything they possibly can to affirm to their son that his identity is valid (including Angelina recently restricting Grandma’s access to him on the basis that her son’s mental health is more important than his grandmother’s self-righteousness), and the media is doing everything it possibly can to say they’re wrong.

Support the Jolie-Pitt children and parents, and remember that his name is John, and he is a boy.

ilikehip-hop:

Damn you fine as fuck lemme follow you & never speak to you

heartshapedhappymeal:

mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

both of these

santisavestheworld:

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

But it’s two completely different conversations

kimisbaked:

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

misanthropicmutiny:

Living with mental illness means that on some days it will be even harder to cope and you might not be able to explain why. It could be because you havent slept enough, because a smell reminded you of feeling sad, or for no reason at all.

This is a reminder that we dont have to justify our feelings or abilities to anyone, just do whats needed to make it to the next day.

lesbophobes:

All Homicide Types by Gender, 1976-2005. From Sexual Assault of Young Children as Reported to Law Enforcement, 7/00, NCJ 182990, U.S. Dept of Justice.

  • Eldercide: Male 85.2%, Female 14.8% 
  • Felony murder: Male 93.2%, Female 6.8% 
  • Sex related murder: Male 93.6%, Female 6.4%
  • Gang related murder: Male 98.3%, Female 1.7%
  • Drug related murder: Male 95.5%, Female 4.5%
  • Workplace murders: Male 91.3%, Female 8.7%
  • Argument murders: Male 85.6%, Female 14.4%
  • Gun homicide: Male 91.3%, Female 8.7%
  • Multiple victims: Male 93.5%, Female 6.5%
  • Child murder: of those children killed by someone other than their parent, 81% were killed by men.

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service